Our Conversation...

As I called from the bathroom to Sydney...
Me: "Sydney, can you please get me some toilet paper?"
S: "Ooooo....kay!" (she begrudgingly walked to the closet to retrieve it.)
Me: "Thanks. You should be a toilet paper delivery person when you grow up!"
S: "No!"
Me: "Why?"
S: "Because it's too easy!"
Me: "Well, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
S: "A mom!"
Me: "Why?"
S: "So I can boss people around."