I just can't help myself. I try extremely hard and this is what I get in return. Nothing.As we all know, baby #4 is now 4 months old.
TRANSLATIONS: I've been nursing this Chubby kid for a LONG 4 months.
(And we can't forget my Christmas present from Larry to help inspire me...the evil "SCALE".)
I was hoping this weekend to enjoy my dates (yes PLURAL) with my husband but all was LOST when our conversation went like this.
me: "Is our scale broken?"
lars: "I don't think so."
me: "I'm sure it is. Did you save the receipt?"
lars: "No. Why?"
me: "Because the darn thing doesn't read anything but the SAME numbers every time I get on it."
lars: "Oh, well I've lost 10 lbs. And I'm almost to my pre-law school weight."
This is where I start cursing in my head. The next baby HE's going to grow in his abdomen for 10 months!!
(p.s. there's a scale for sale on craigslist...if you're interested.)
7 comments:
It was your idea to get the scale, as well as the other gifts you wanted too.
Be nice Larry,we women forget how the scales can betray us when we least need it!
Uugh! I so know how you feel! A couple of years ago I was doing weight watchers and stickin' to it like no other. Josh thought he would "diet" too, and cut out fries. Yea, thats it. Over a 2 1/2 month span he lost over 20 pounds. Wanna know how much I lost? 5 pounds. I wanted to deck somebody.
Your post reminds me of an ad I saw on television. I'll post it on your Facebook page!
Don't give up! MOM
Why is it that men are like that? Grrrr....
I haven't owned a scale for who knows how long. I think the risk to my windows is too great (the urge to throw the scale out puts them in constant jeapordy). I think for sure all babies should come with a gift certifiacte to the plastic surgeon. I am so ready for lipo everything!
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