New Name

Ben:  "What is my full name?"

Mom:  "Benjamin Lee Roberts."

Ben:  "How do you spell it?"

(mom writes it out on paper)

Ben:  "There is a J in my name?"

Mom:  "Yep!"

Ben:  "I don't want my last name

to be Roberts,

I want it to be Hot Dog."

Mom:  "Sounds good to me.

But you'll have to find another

family to live with that has

the last name Hot Dog!"