Gump Thoughts

Life is like a band-aid...

if we just pull quickly and get it over with, the pain will subside quickly!

Right?

Speed is better!

Like when driving (see previous posts), brushing through tangled hair, changing diapers and paying bills.

Have I mentioned that I'm soooo fast at paying bills I can bring our account from large amounts to zero in under 5 mins?

Seriously, speedy! Quick, with the mouse.

Could I put that on a resume?

But what your mom didn't tell you about ripping off the band-aid is, that sometimes the ugly scab is still there under it. And now that you've ripped it off you have to look at the ugly scab.

Kind of like when you pay your bills every other Friday and then you get to look at a BIG FAT ZERO for two weeks while you dig for change to buy gas.

Ugly zero!