This week will have posts few and far between.
I'll be on a brief hiatus entertaining two smart, gorgeous, loving women.
Grandma Fancy Nancy and Grt-Grandma Jane
But to entertain you blogging fanatics I've saved my little
story from Larry's job for your curious minds
to feed over...
Let us proceed.
The honest to gosh truth:
2 couples were "parking".
Both were making things a little "hot and heavy".
The couple in front had a condom.
The couple in back did not.
(do not read on if you have virgin ears or a queasy stomach)
After the couple in front was done with the condom,
they past it back.
The boy in back then flipped the condom inside-out
and proceeded to ...
(you catch my drift)
10 months later...
the girl in the back seat now has a baby,
and the father is the boy in the front seat!
She has taken him to court for paternity support.
The question is...who should pay?
#1. The responsible fellow in the front that
remembered his Trojan.
OR
#2. The "one egg short of a dozen" boy in the back.
I'll be on a brief hiatus entertaining two smart, gorgeous, loving women.
Grandma Fancy Nancy and Grt-Grandma Jane
But to entertain you blogging fanatics I've saved my little
story from Larry's job for your curious minds
to feed over...
Let us proceed.
The honest to gosh truth:
2 couples were "parking".
Both were making things a little "hot and heavy".
The couple in front had a condom.
The couple in back did not.
(do not read on if you have virgin ears or a queasy stomach)
After the couple in front was done with the condom,
they past it back.
The boy in back then flipped the condom inside-out
and proceeded to ...
(you catch my drift)
10 months later...
the girl in the back seat now has a baby,
and the father is the boy in the front seat!
She has taken him to court for paternity support.
The question is...who should pay?
#1. The responsible fellow in the front that
remembered his Trojan.
OR
#2. The "one egg short of a dozen" boy in the back.
11 comments:
All I can think of is how stupid these people are! Did they never have sex ed?
Oh. My. My.
That is the nuttiest story that I've EVER heard!!! In-freaking-sane.
Crazy. People are idiots.
Let us know what the outcome is.
If they are THAT stupid....then they are obliviously not smart enough to raise a child!!! That baby should be removed from that women, and that guy should lose SOMETHING of his too!!! Good grief!!!
eww. no really. EWWWW!? Really? Are there people out there who are really that stupid who are parents? Ugh.
I agree...EWWWW!!! Wow, that is quite the story, quite a disgusting story! Thanks for sharing...I think! HAHA j/k...maybe they both should pay for being equally STUPID!!
Seriously? Sounds like something that would happen here
Wow!! Larry has quite the job!
I couldn't stop laughing at their stupidy let alone the irony. I want to know what happens.
this is probably my most favorite ever. I am dying!!!!!!!!
Amen to Jenn's comment! thses are the kids of stories that my brother-in-law used to entertain us with every Thanksgiving . . . we gave thanks that we had never been that totally DUMB . . . and my I say GRO-O-O-OSS!
First of all, EW. Ew ew ew ew ewwww.
Second of all, I'm sort of interested as to the outcome of that lawsuit.
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