WHY DO CHILDREN CRY WHEN
YOU CHANGE THEIR DIAPER?
I have absolutely no compassion for
them during this smelly duty.
Because really?
Is it that awful?
Considering I'm on the DIRTY
end of the process don't you
think I should be the one crying?
It's not like I'm making it worse.
I am graciously putting my hand
within millimeters of a launching pad,
using only a thin piece of cotton
between me and a highly sensitive
explosive land mine.
Which could implode and
drench anything within 10 feet,
leaving a stain that baffles the
experts at a clear removal process.
Big crocodile tears from the instigator?
Soooo not acceptable.
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