If you have enough food on the floor of your car to feed a starving family in Africa for a week...you might be a mom.
If you can remember every address, phone number, birthday, and anniversary of all your extended family but can't recall your OWN date of birth...you might be a mom.
If you've ever been on the phone, while washing the dishes and giving your child a spelling test... you might be a mom.
If you have gotten stuck going down a playground slide...you might be a mom.
If you flipped the doorknobs in your house so that the locks are on the outside...you might be a mom.
If you have more Cheerios then coins in the bottom of your purse...you might be a mom.
If you have ever smelled that brown stuff on your finger and it WASN'T chocolate...you might be a mom.
If you hide lollipops in your car "just in case" ...you might be a mom.
If you water down juice, milk or soda...you might me a mom.
If you can recite the book "goodnight moon" from memory...you might be a mom.
If you have used bubble gum flavored toothpaste to brush your own teeth...you might be a mom.
If you've smelled someone else's butt to check for any "accidents"...you might be a mom.
If you've purchase clear colored fruit juices because they don't "stain"...you might be a mom.
If you're child has ever described one of your personal body parts as "LONG"... you might be a mom.
If you've chosen a place for lunch because of it's "drive thru" and not for it's food quality...you might be a mom.
If you've ever given away half of your meal before you've even taken a bite...you might be a mom.
If you have used breast milk as a substitute for real milk in a recipe...you might be a mom.
If you have yelled death threats to an unbuckled passenger in your car while driving...you might be a mom.
If you've walked around in public with two strategically placed wet spots on your shirt...you might be a mom.
If it's been years since you've eaten a meal that is still hot...you might be a mom.
If you've been woken up in the night by someone standing next to your bed breathing deeply right in front of your face...you might be a mom.
(i think i could go on for EVER)
4 comments:
hmmmm... yeah.
Too funny! I just did the "washing dishes/giving spelling test/talking on the phone" the other day! At one point I couldn't remember the last word I had given, and my sister Klare who was on the other line reminded me.
Laughing at all of them except the substituting breast milk for regular milk one. Ewwwww!!!
Sounds good to me! This list is hilarious!
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