My Apologizes

 Some things are hard to control.

Like 2yr olds.

Especially stubborn ones.

So today I'd like to apologize to Dan.

Sorry, buddy.

Even though they are fun to look at,

it seems that Keira refuses to let you.

 I suppose she thinks it's a game.

She doesn't understand that those

cute toys that hang on the bar in front of you...

...are for your pleasure.

Not hers.

So at least 50 times a day

I continue to place these 3 special animals

back into there spot.

 But inevitably, as soon as I turn around,

in a blink of an eye,

your sister has quickly ripped them off.

Although her torture doesn't end there.

Apparently you are a good table too.

 Your head is smooth, clean and a very

tempting place to lay delicious Halloween candy.

 And then once placed on to the said

"table"

they are quickly removed by

little Miss Vacuum Lips.

What can I say?

At least she hasn't put you

in a dress, heels and makeup!!